Barbie Just Won't Die!

'My new favorite slasher novel' - Stephen Graham Jones Barbie meets Nightmare on Elm Street in this ICONIC serial killer thriller - perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike, and anyone who loves their murder bloody and pink . . . A SERIAL KILLER? SHE'S SO OVER IT. Barbra Jacobs is done. She's spent twenty years playing the 'final girl' - the prettiest one who gets to survive till the end of the movie - and she's had enough. She's especially done with these creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear. She already knows this will be her last convention. And then she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom. SHE'S NOT ABOUT TO GET CHOPPED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES. It's a message for her, she's sure of it. And now the bodies are dropping as a deranged killer stalks Barb, picking off her former castmates one by one . . . She's through playing the victim. If she's going survive, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life. BECAUSE THIS TIME, THERE'S NO ONE COMING TO SAVE HER. ________________________________________________________________________ Readers are OBSESSED with Tanya Pell's utterly fabulous feminist slasher that's perfect for fans of Dollface, Grady Hendrix, Maneater and Splasher. "100% feminist rage and 100% slasher and I loved it.' Reader review, 5 stars 'Barb! She just doesn't know when to die!' Reader review, 5 stars "A slasher for the ages . . . some seriously entertaining horror!' Reader review, 5 stars 'Not just for final girls, for all movie lovers!' Reader review, 5 stars 'Well, that was a total banger ! The best final girl ever ! . . . one of my top 3 horror slasher favorites.' Reader review, 5 stars 'I am genuinely obsessed with Barb . . . You will adore her, or your money back.' Reader review, 5 stars 'I came for the horror. I stayed because Barb Jacobs just wouldn't die . . .' Reader review, 5 stars 'Campy, twisty, funny and a shockingly relatable main character.' Reader review, 5 stars 'I had an absolute ball with this book start to finish . . . I've been along for the ride walking next to Barb in killer heels.' Reader review, 5 stars 'Funny and scary in equal measure with horror references galore . . . highly entertaining from the start.' Reader review, 5 stars __________________________________________________________________ ALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS + REVIEWERS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS: 'Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . . this is one book you absolutely don't want to miss' Gwendolyn Kiste 'GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I needed' S.A. Barnes 'Barbie Just Won't Die! is the authentic final girl anthem that slasher fans have been screaming for' Brian McAuley 'Say hello to your new slasher obsession . . . Feminist, frightening and fantastically funny. Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this up' Josh Winning 'Tanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survival' Christa Carmen 'A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer' @georgesreads 'A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningful' Capes and Tights